Petar says ...
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- Petar: Shit, what do I need to do to be sexy, I need to pee, is my shirt clean, oh man.
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- Anon: I'm excited! I finished my courses.
- Petar: Great! Listen, what size are your breasts? I'll tell you how long my penis is.
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- Petar: I think this is how Archimedes discovered how to measure volume.
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- Petar: This is how one night stands work, take it from a professional.
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- Petar: I'm very humble.
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- Petar: All I want is to bake pancakes and go for walks in the woods doing math in my mind… And a supermodel girlfriend… And a ducati.
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- Petar: the PhD is a blood fight.
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- Petar: NYU is not a bad school, but let's be honest...
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- Petar: let's talk about pleasures.
- (at a fancy social event)
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- Petar: I discovered sex, mathematically, when I was in kindergarten.
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- Petar: I don't know why people are so sad at funerals. So what, people die all the time.
